---- Who gets that Flag?! ---- 

<XDOOM's forces and SG's forces are attackign the hide-out of Shadow Kitana and Kuja!> 

XDOOM: SG, Stand down! The flag is ours! 
Moonraker: Yeah! 
SG: You stand down! The flag is OURS! 
Big D: Yeah! 
Shadow Kitana: Why dont YOU stand down?  It's Our flag now! 
Kuja: Yeah! 
//Kuja: Sir!  We got a new recruit now!  His name is ZeBolt, but he is also known as Serpent! 
ZeBolt: Whazzup?  Why dont you go away? 
XDOOM: ALL FORCES, FIRE AT WILL! 
SG: FIRE FIRE FIRE! 
SK: FIRE EVERYTHING WE GOT!!! NOW!!!!!! 

<KABLAM KABOOM KABAAM KABANG KABOONG GABLANG> 
<ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE!> 
<XDOOM moves in on the flag, but gets hit big time by a missle turret!  Shields at 3500!  XDOOM Blasts the turret with 1 bomb!  He goes to the next turret and blasts it!!! BULLETS!! TING TING TING TING!  Sheilds at 2500!  XDOOM Goes in and blasts those turrets with bombs!  KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!  Some type of Larger cannon blasts XDOOM!  He's down to 0 shields!> 

//XDOOM: I gotta recharge shields! BRB! 

<Big D Moves in on flying... he is stalking her... While flying has no clue D is on her tail, she moves in on Ody!  BOOM BOOM BOOM! 3 bombs away at Ody!  2 hit!  3500 shields!! Ody fires back with bullets, bringing flying down to 4000!  BANG!  Big D fires a volley of bullets and brings flying's shields to 3000!  Mara comes in and whams Big D with 3 volleys of bullets taking him down to 3000 shields!  Mara attempts to launch a bomb at Big D, but he dodges!  Urge comes in on Mara's 6 and fires a bomb at Mara!  A miss!  One more time!  WHaMO!  Mara is EMPED!> 
<The fighting goes on for 35 full minutes!> 

//Mara_jade: Uhh, I am running out of fuel... and I need to tinkle! 
//XDOOM: Well umm... We are all running out of fuel... GRAB THE FLAG AND RUN! 
Shadow Kitana: USE THE SECRET WeAPON! 
Zebolt: Aye Captain! 

<Zebolt and Kuja both turn a key simultaneously and push a button simultaneously...> 
<Some wall opens up with an extremely large cannon popping out!> 

SK: FIRE! 

<KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!  Everyones shield is at 0! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!> 

//XDOOM: AHH, MY SHIELDS ARE AT 0!  1 HIT AND I AM A GONER! RETREAT! RETREAT RETREAT! ALL UNITS, RETREAT! 

//Urge: ACK!!! Hey Big Boy- ERR - I mean... SG!  PERMISSION TO RETREAT! 
//SG: Permission Granted! EVERYONE RETREAT! 
//Big D: LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!! 

<BOOM> 

//Big D: I LOST MY WING I LOST A WING AHHH RUN RUN R URN RUN RUN RURN RURURU N RUURN  RUN R UN RUN 

<Everyone runs!  Looks like SK actually takes the flag... AMAZING!> 

//ZeBolt: YAHOO BOSS! WE GET THE FLAG 
//SK: WAY TO GO US! 
//Kuja: FREE PORN FOR EVERYONE!!! ON ME! 

--- Back at the Obsidian Mother Ship... --- 

SG: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! WE HAVE LOST 2 FLAGS! I WILL EACH TALK TO YOU PRIVATLY! 

<SG Talks to everyone privatly, saving Urge for last....> 

SG: URGE! I AM THE MOST DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU!  COME INTO MY PRIVATE QUARTERS IMMEDIATLY! 
Big D: (To other generals except for SG and Urge) Am I the only one to notice that for the past 2 weeks SG has made some excuse for Urge to go into his quarters? 
DXM: Nope, I noticed it too... 
Big D: Do you think... 
DXM: Nah...  Could it? 
Big D: Dunno. 

--- Back at the Gleragus Mother Ship --- 

<Mara_jade is seen coming out of the bathroom> 

---- SO, AFTER THE HARD FOUGHT BATTLE, MARA_JADE USES THE BATHROOM!  IT ACTUALLY TURNS OUT THAT THE SMALLEST MINORITY, SHADOW KITANA, TURNS UP WITH THE FLAG!  And, WHAT THIS?! URGE? HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SG?  Nah, it couldn't be... Could it?  TUNE IN NEXT TIME, TO SEE IF URGE IS HACING AN AFFAIR WITH SG... AND SOME OTHER STUFF MIGHT HAPPEN TO! ----