---- Find out if SG and Urge are having an affair and  if XDOOM is gonna Take SG's flags! ---- 

--- At SG's Mothership...... --- 

<OOO... AHHH.... YEAH! YEAH!  This is what is heard from SG's bedroom...> 

Big D: Eww, what do you think is going on in there? 
DXM: I dunno! 
RYUS_DOOM: Thats sick... do you think... 
DXM: Nah... 
Ody: Do you think we should check to see on him? 
Etropic: Sure...  ODY GOES IN! 
Big D: Yep, Ody does it! 
Ody: Doh, why me? 
Big D: You thought of the idea  
Ody: DOH!  Ok... 

<Ody takes a peek inside> 

Ody: Doesn't look like it... i need a better view... 

<Ody takes another peek in, this time much longer... what does he see?  Urge and SG Sharing something... what is it... a PORN magazine? !!!> 

Ody: Hey, they are just looking at porn together! 
Big D: Oh... SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING THAT SG AND URGE WOULD DO SUCH A THING! 
DXM: But Big D, it was y- 
Big D: SILENCE, YOU! 
RYUS_DOOM: Uhh, ok... but Big D, it was y- 
Big D: SHUT UP! SHUT SHUT SHUT UP UP UP!  SHAME ON YOU ALL FOR THINKING SUCH NASTY THOOUGHTS! 
Etropic: Whatever. 

--- 5 minutes later, as Big D is walking down the hallway --- 

<Big D passes the lead janitor, Alferdo Menero> 

Big D: Hi there. 
Alfredo: Hey! 

<They are right outside of the bathroom, and Alfredo is putting soap into the bathroom... when he accidently drops a bar of soap onto the ground! Big D doesn't notice it... SLIP!  Big D falls and the soap springs at Alfredo... OOF!  His stomach is hit!> 

Alfredo: AHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWW! 

Big D: Crap! I KILLED SOMEONE! (HAPPY BIG D?  YOU KILLED SOMEONE!!!)  I better call him to sick bay... 

--- 5 minutes later ---- 

Intercom: We need a new head janitor for the next 3 days.  Someone step forward and volunteer please. That is all.  Have a nice day. 
DXM: I'll be the lead janitor!  I went to janitor school for 7 years! 

<DXM Goes to the bridge and says he will be janitor!> 

Automated Computer:  Please pick primary Mop / Broom. 
Pick Mop or Broom. 
DXM: Umm, Mop. 
Automated Computer: Pick what type of soap you would like to use.  Dove, Zest, or Lever 3000? 
DXM: Zest!!! Get Zestfully clean! I always use Zest, I get so sparkly clean!  *Grins and his tooth sparkles* 
Automated Computer: Pick area.  Bathroom, Hallways, or Bridge. 
DXM: I will do the Bathrooms! 

<DXM heads over to a bathroom... he cleans the sinks and floors with no problem... then he heads over to the toilets...> 

DXM: Hmm, this is VERY dirty! 

<DXM Starts cleaning off the scum on the sides with those things people use to clean off the scum on the sides of the toilets... when.. WHAM!  A piece of scum flings at DXM!  DXM quickly dodges it and gets back to flush the toilet! SPLASH!  DXM is hit!!  He takes out his anti-toilet water fighter and injects himself... he is safe for now!  He takes out his plunger and strikes the toilet! Plunge! Plunge!  SPLASH!  DXM dodges!  BAM!  DXM struck back with his Plunger!  DIRECT HIT!  He takes out that thing people use to scrub crap off the sides of toilets and scrubs scrubs scrubs!  Flushes one more time, and that finishes the toilet!> 

DXM: WHew, that was a tuffie! 

<DXM cleans the rest of the toilets in the same manner... when...> 
<BEEP> 

Intercom: RED ALERT!!!!! RED ALERT!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL.  XDOOM'S FORCES ARE ATTACKING!!! 
DXM: WHAT?! 
SG's voice on intercom: ALL FIGHTERS, REPORT TO STATION! 
SG announces to the whole Obsidian fleet: CONVERGE ON MOTHER SHIP!  PROTECT THE SHIP FROM XDOOM's FORCES! 

--- In XDOOM's point of view --- 

XDOOM: CHARGE! DIE SG DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! 
Borg Drone: I will finish you off XDOOM!  For what you have done to me! 
XDOOM: I didn't do anyt- 
Borg Drone: SILENCE!  STOP YOUR LIES! 
XDOOM: Whatever. 
happyman: WEEE THIS CRUISER IS FUN! BAM BAM BAM! WEEE! 

<DXM gets in his ship and flys out!> 
<happyman is currently in a Command Cruiser of the GLeragus army, having a little fun cuz it has 500 bursts equiped!  He rushes in and bursts like MAD!  It also has 20000 sheilds opposed to the normal 5000 and 5500!> 

DXM: DIE! DIE DIE DIE! 
happyman: WEEE! 

<The cruiser also gets level6 bullets and level -2 Bombs!  (Thats really good in Devastation's bombing formula!)  BOOM! BAM! happyman is eating up SG's army when... KABLAM!  RYUS_DOOM is commanding a Obsidian Cmomand ship!  BAM BAM BAM!> 

DXM: TRALALAL! 

<DXM Rushes in on flyingdolphin, whacking her with 5 bombs and 35 bullets!  Everything missed, by the way.> 
<XDOOM rushes in on UrgeOverKill and Bombs him... when... KAAAAAAABLAM!  XDOOM gets hit by SG!  SG fires 3 more bombs, and to noone's surprise, with SG's superb aim, all 3 are DIRECT hits!  XDOOM fires  bullets at SG like mad, with only 1 bullet hitting!  He charged his shields back up instantly!  Meanwhile, DXM is still bugging flying! DXM fires a bomb at flying, which hits her, flying fights back with bullets and hits DXM... when... KABOOM! flying is hit by a Obsidian Soldier ship!  A Gleragus ship comes in and blasts the Obsidian Ship away.  DXM fires a bomb at flying, flying dodges, flying back thrusts away, aims at DXM and fires a bomb away, DXM dodging it, then DXM goes in with a volley of bullets and hits flying!  flying is running out of shields when happy comes in with his pretty cruiser and blasts the hell out of DXM> 

DXM: Damn you happyman! 

<SShadow comes in from nowhere> 

SShadow: Hey happy, I'M BACK! 
RYUS_DOOM: Hey SShadow, flank me! 
SShadow: Okie Dokie! 

<BOOM! BANG! BING! BLANG!  BLING! BLOONG! BLOOM! BLAM! BLAME! BLAST! BLOOST! BLAAST!  The fight is fierce!!!!!!!!> 
<Shadow Kitana comes in with ZeBolt and Kuja!  Mara comes in and whacks Zebolt straight on his shield generator, damaging it to only 3000 shields!> 

Zebolt: You are gonna pay for that, Mara_jade! 
Moonraker & Bossboy: Sorry we're late! 

<Moonraker & BB come flying in!  BB is flanking Moonraker and shooting down everything in their path until they come to a BattleCruiser!  They manuever around it and aim for its thrusters, but cant eat through the shields!  The Cruiser turns around and fires bombs like mad, and Moon and BB  dodge them until they couldn't keep up with the fast firing rate of the cruiser!  OOF! BAM! BOOM! BANG!  KABAaM!  They are hit big time!    They go in and bomb and bullet like mad... until the Cruiser shields finally give up... but then the Cruiser blasts Moon and BB with bullets and they have to run for their lives!  DXM and Urge see this and go after them, DXM after MOON and Urge after BB!> 

Shadow Kitana: Give it up!  We are the almighty rul- 

<BAM!  SK got too close to the Mother ship, which is surrounded by all these other Command ships and BattleCruisers and other normal vessels! BOOM! BANG!  SK is getting a beating!> 

SK: Kuja, FIRE THE SECRET WEAPON! 
Kuja: Aye, Cap'n! 

<Charging... Charging... KABOOMY!  It eats up 4 Command ships, 13 Cruisers, and 35 Normal Ships!  Charging... Charging... KABOOMY!  Same thing again, but both charges hit the mother ship, which has 400000 shields, which could hold out on both!  Charging... Charging... KABOOMY!  The secret weapon overheats and explodes!> 

Kuja: Ack, Sir!  The weapon has overheated... 
SK: Well, we took out a good amount!  Lets go! ZeBolt, where are you? 
Zebolt: After Mara_jade, Sir! 
SK: Ok, Fine!  Keep it up! 
XDOOM:  BITE ME SG!  FIRE THE CANNON! 
Lurid: Aye sir! 

<Lurid was in the Gleragus Mother ship...  He pushes a button.....  a strange silence fills the battlefield... then..... WWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK       KAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!> 
<A huge Beam wipes out everything in its path, headed on a direct course for the flag room of the mother ship, which already has damaged shields...  It eats up the shields and goes straight for the flag room.. when...> 

DXM: HAHA! WE GOT A NEW WEAPON TOO! ITS CALLED A SHIELD GENERATING SHIP! 

<DXM Gets in front of the blast, with this new ship!  It has 1,000,000 shields!  It absorbs the blast!> 

XDOOM: WHAT?! INSANITY!  THAT BEAM CANNON WAS THE STRONGEST WEAPON WE HAVE EVER DEVELOPED!!! Luckily,  We have 47 of them online on our Mother ship! 
DXM: HAHA!!! WE GOT THESE SHIPS IN THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS! 
XDOOM: Grr.  That cannon was at a puny 4% damage!   If it was at full power, it would do Much over 4,000,000 damage! 
DXM: Well that cant hold against our huge Shield Empire! Isn't that right? 
SG: Its very true! 
RYUS_DOOM: Yep 
Urge: Ye- 

<KABOOM! BB turns around and blasts Urge! DXM comes in and takes out BB and they engage a fierce duel!> 
<In the middle of all this talk, SK and his group took advantage of the oppurtunity to blast through the wall and take the flag!  KABOOM! Exactly what they do!  They got the flag and ran!> 

---- WOW! SK MANAGES TO GET ANOTHER FLAG!!! With this new Prestige,  More and More fighters are joining him!  What is going to happen next?  XDOOM still has 13 flags, SG with a sucky 10, and SK now has 2!  SK's worthless, hopeless, miserable, saddening attempts aren't as bad anymore!  They are worthfull, 25% hopeful, good, brightening attempts!  Keep reaching for that rainbow, SK!  Tune in next time, when SG Strikes XDOOM! ----