*Battle Music Plays* 
--- DOOMS DAY --- 

<SG's Mother ship> 
<SG sits in his smooth leather chair, looking at his porno.> 
<SG stops looking at the porno and starts to talk> 

SG: Have the flag-ships arrived yet? 
Obsidian Soldier: All but 1 have arrived sir! 
SG: Very well.  Take us into orbit and prepare our attack. 
Obsidian Soldier: Sir yes sir!@ 

--- The next day --- 

SG: Alright men.  You have all been briefed on what we are going to do.  LETS GOOOO! 

---5 minutes later, at XDOOM's flag-ship--- 

SG: BOO XDOOM!  MWAAAAAAAAHHAHA DIE DIE DIE!  TODAY I AM JUST GOING TO SIT IN MY CRUISER AND BE A LAZY ASS BUM BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I AM AND I AM AN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD FOR I AM A GOD MWAHAHAHA! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE XDOOM! 
DXM: Yeah!  What he said! DIE XDOOM! 
XDOOM, in a sleepy voice: Huh? What? Oh, you guys again... wake me up when something important happens... 
SG: GRR!   

<XDOOM gets up and takes to his big ass cruiser!> 
<The rest of the generals are already going out, battling SG's forces!> 

//flyingdolphin: What is this.... They are everywhere...... 

<BOOM! BANG! BING BONG BONGE!@!@!  Its a huge dog fight! Missle here! Bomb there! Bullets here and there, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!> 

SG: Hahaha XDOOM.   How do you like the Element of surprise?!  I AM STUPID AND I SUCK! Just to let you know that. 

<Big D is ordered to skip all enemy forces and go STRAIGHT for the flag room and take the flags and warp out......  So that is what he does!  But when he gets to the flag room... guess who is waiting there!  Oh come on, GUESS!  IT IS..... XDOOM!> 

//Big D: Ehh, SG?!  XDOOM is sitting in front of the flag room@!@! 
//SG: Good for him! SKIP HIM AND GET THE FLAGS DIMWIT! 
//Moonraker: XDOOM, should i get the flags? 
//XDOOM: Sure! 

<Moonraker picks up the flags> 

//XDOOM: WHY DID YOU PICK UP THE FLAGS! YOU IDIOT! YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME GET THE FLAGS 
//Moonraker: What? but you just said... whatever. 

<Moonraker drops the flags and leaves> 
<Big D tries to thrust past XDOOM, XDOOM fires at Big D!  Boom! Boom!  Big D is hit!  Big D firse back at XDOOM, and a fierce duel enrages!  Big D fires bulelst and hits XDOOM, XDOOM fires back with a bomb, misses, Big D shotos a bomb and hits XDOOM, Big D fires bullest and XDOOM is at critical condition.  So XDOOM runs around in circles so his shields will recharge, and Big D sees the oppurtunity so he makes a run for the flags! TOUCHDOWN!  He grabs 6 of their flags!  He warps out!> 

--- AHH! NOO!! LOOKS LIKE THE GLERAGUS ARMY LOST 6 FLAGS! SG IS GETTING READY TO STRIKE AGAIN FOR THE OTHER FLAGS! TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN MORE STUFF HAPPENS! --- 

FLAGS: 
SG: 15 
XDOOM: 8 
SK: 2 

**

--- The Beginning of the End --- 

<SG stands quietly and calmly in a Borg Assimlation room.> 

Big D: Are you sure you want to go through with this? 
SG: Yes. 
Big D: Ok.... 

<Big D Flicks a switch and a beam comes from the ceiling of the room...  SG seems to be assimilating himself!  He will become the commander of the borg..... His skill will even be stronger, and he will have all-out cooperation with the rest of the Borg!  The rest of Obsidian are staying human, because no one wants to lose their mind...> 
<4 seconds later the assimlation is complete> 

Big D: How do you feel? 
SG: Bwahaha.  I feel better than ever.  We will take the rest of XDOOM's flags now! 

--- 5 minutes later --- 

<Since the borg are mindless dronse and they instantly respond, SG was able to attack XDOOM within 5 minutes!> 

//Gleragus Soldier: Sir!  Bogey detected all over radar! 
//Gleragus Soldier2: All Big Bang Cannons are online Sir! 

<XDOOM is sitting back in his chair, looking at the screen which has radar on it> 

//XDOOM: Something isn't right!  Only one Large Signature detected... and all fighters are flying in a perfectly straight line...... THE BORG!  FIRE! FIRE ALL CANNONS, NOW! 

<That really big cannon that XDOOM fired earlier... they have 1500 of those now all over the base!  BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!  YOU COULD SEE A HUGE BEAM EVEN IF U WERE STANDING A LIGHTYEAR (actually u couldn't) AWAY, SO MANY HUGE BEAMS WERE FIRED!  The mindless Borg Drones INSTANTANIOUSLY moved away, and the El Humungo Beam (Which was approximately 500 miles acroos and wide... that's pretty long) barely hit SG's forces!  The Borg open fire on XDOM's mothership and the cannons fire like mad... but the Borg keep on dodging the beams! SG's instincts are even better with the Assimlation!> 

//XDOOM: GOOD GOD! HOW DO WE COMPETE WITH THIS ATTACK..... JESUS CHRIST.  PLEASE SAY OUR TECHNOLOGY HAS SOME ROBOT THAT CAN BATTLE THEM 
//Gleragus Scientist: SIr! We have a new Robot Prototype.  It's name is Shade.  It comes fully automated with a Micro-Big Bang Cannon, 35 Nuclear Missles, 1000 Micro Missles, F-22 Raptor Rapier Gun, X-Class Shield Generator, X-radar, Air conditioner, 54 Parachutes, Smoke Generator, Infrared Visor, X-27 T-Rex Gauntlet, Secondary Y-Class Shield Generator(should the first one fail). 

<The Scientist takes a large gasp in> 

//Gleragus Scientist: Superb Up-To-The Minute Artificial Intelegence, Jujoo-P's happyface  Anti-Hacking device, Heavy Form of D-17 FlameThrower, Yet another shield generator, Z-class, 2 Heavy Thrust Engines, 4 H-Jetpacks, 1 cargo pack, 1 Transcluscense field, 1 Mind-Control Device, Death-16 Heavy Rapier Automated Fast Fire Destroy Gun(it specializes in eating up unarmored units), Plaster Of Paris Squirt fire and Spread fire Gun, A-3 Food generator, and FINALLY... an A-14 Ultra-Vlecteraian Thrustomatic, Big as hell U-Class Engine!!! 
//XDOOM: Wow. When can we get it working? 
//Gleragus Scientist: In exactly 37 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds! 
//XDOOM: 37 hours?! I NEED SOMETHING NOW! THE BORG ARE ATTACKING! THE BORG ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!! 
//Gleragus Scientist: Well... I suggest we use... A RUNNING TACTIC! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 
//XDOOM: ARGh.  LOKS LIKE WE GOTTA RUN 

<happyman and Moonraker come crashing into the room> 

//happyman: SIR~!~ WE NEED ORDERS!  WE DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE BORG, SO WHAT DO WE DO? ONLY THING TO DO IS RUN, BUT WE NEED ORDERS 
//XDOOM: DO IT! Class-5 RED-ALERT EVACUA- 

<The ship rumbles violently> 

//GLeragus Soldier: SIR! They are chomping up out shields!  3 Command Cruisers are down!  Only   7 Command Cruisers left!  We also lost 600 of our ships and 30 of our BattleCruisers when they destroyed our Command Cruisers! WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE! 

<The ship rumbles again.... The overhead light above XDOOM falls down, but XDOOM jumps out of its way> 

//XDOOM: I said... ALL OUT CLASS-5 RED-ALERT EVAC!   
//Gleragus Soldier: AH!~! WE LOST NUMBER 4! 
//bossboy: AHHHHHHHHH! 

<bossboy rushes into the docking bay in an Evac ship> 

//bossboy, on a radio to the bridge: XDOOM. *He breathes deeply*  I.. need... help... *He breathes deeply again*...  Please... Help.. Me... 
//XDOOM: WHats wrong?! Get some medic down there, NOW!  Moonraker, Go help him get into an Ev- 

<BOOM!  The shield isn't holding!> 
<All crew members on the bridge except for happy and XDOOM have gotten to evac ships.. but they cant leave because the Borg are everywhere!> 
<BEEP!  The hailing button turns red.  XDOOM pushes the button, and SG comes on the screen.> 

SG: Hahah XDOOM.  I have a borg army now, and you are nothing to me.  But.  I need your flags.  I will let your remaining forces live, on one condition.  You give me all your flags. 
XDOOM: You leave me with no choice!  FINE! Happyman, get the flags and bring them to him! 
happyman: Yes... sir.... 

<The Borg stop firing on XDOOM's forces, and happyman goes to SG and gives him the flags.  SG orders all of his forces to go back> 

XDOOM: Argh, they stopped attacking everyone!  You can get out of the escape pods!  What is Bossboy's condition, Moonraker? 
Moonraker, over the radio: BOSSBOY LOST HIS LEFT LEG!  Looks like Lurid saved his life, thats what BB says!  Bossboy lost his left leg when something fell on it, but then Lurid picked him up and put him in an escape pod!  Lurid launched it out and then went for an escape pod himself, but it was too late.. and the Cruiser went BOOM! 
XDOOM: Hmm.  Good act by Lurid!  I dont think Bossboy can fight anymore now... 
Bossboy, in Demoralizing pain: AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO FREAKEN BAD! IT HURTS! AHHHHHH! 
XDOOM: There is only one thing left to do, after they crippled my fleet... Join Shadow Kitana.  I lost 1/3 of my fleet.  I lost one of my generals.  Our shield generator is badly damaged.  Earth doesn't stand a chance, Shadow Kitana's forces are the second strongest....  It is our only hope.... 

<The remaining Gleragus Forces go to Shadow Kitana's Asteroid... which looks surprisingly bigger.... maybe because that he added a crap lot of fake land to his asteroid, covered it with grass, gave it an atmosphere, and made it just like a mini-earth!  He has babes running everywhere and Very Noble Soldiers.> 
<The Gleragus forces come near SK's land, then get hailed.> 

//XDOOM: On screen! 

<Zebolt and Kuja appear on the screen.> 

Kuja: XDOOM.  You are entering our territory.  Stand down or be attacked immediatly. 
Zebolt: This is not an Idle Threat.  We have orders to attack anyone who comes too close. 
XDOOM: I come with peace!  I come with peace! 

---- What will be the verdict? Will SK's forces think that this is a trick and destroy XDOOM's forces? Or will SK ally up with XDOOM and have Some Hope at defeating SG?  Tune in next time, when these questions get answered! ----