--- THE BIG BAD ATTACK --- 

<Zebolt rushes to XDOOM and asks for help, of course XDOOM says yes!> 

-- At the BattleField! -- 

<BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! FIRE IN THE HOLE! BULLETS FLY EVERYWHERE! All the Defensive turrets are firing like mad! Only the MOST skilled pilots can keep up with the Borg!> 

<Moonraker and Flying are already out, fighting away> 
<XDOOM goes to the science lab, in search for the Shade> 

XDOOM: What is the status on the Shade? 
Gleragus Scientist: Umm. Our lead scientist was killed when SG attacked us... so we are set back for 1-3 weeks... 
XDOOM: WHAT?! DAMN!  Argh.  We might not make it through this battle then... 

<BOOM! BOOM! It is insanity!  BANG! The Borg are perfectly planned out!  But the rest of Obsidian are still fighting like mad!> 

--- A good 15 minutes later --- 

<The battle is still going at full force, but of course many fighters are destroyed!> 

SK: FIRE THE SECRET WEAPON! 

<A little Dome building starts opening from the middle... and out of it comes a big cannon!  It is called the Ion Cannon!> 
<Charging.. Charging... The cannon is aimed for the Borg Cube! KABLAMY!  Right on the shields! THe Cube's shields are heavily damaged so it stops firing and backs off, just until it recharges........> 

SG: Prepare to DIE! 

<XDOOM and Mara went out now, and they get swarmed pretty fast too...> 
<The battle is going to be lost for SK and XDOOM very soon....> 
<BEEP> 

//XDOOM: Hmm? What is it?! 
//Gleragus Scientist: XDOOM! SIR! SHADE IS NOW WORKING! WE FOUND THE RIGHT CHIP! TURNS OUT IT CAN WORK NOW! 
//XDOOM: GREAT! ALL FORCES, RETREAT! WE GOT A SECRET WEAPON! 
//SK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE NEED TO FIGHT THEM! 
//XDOOM: Don't worry, we have a neat little weapon... 

<It turns out our very own BossBoy is controlling the good ol' Shade!> 

Bossboy: HEY SG, LET ME RETURN THE FAVOR FOR VAPORIZING MY LEG! 

<The Shade's beam cannon starts to charge...> 

SG: What.. WHAT>.. WHAT?! 

<Charging... Charging... KABOOOOOOOOOOM~!~> 
<The borg react instantly and dodge the Beam's path... but Bossboy switches to his insanely strong machine guns, which actually he has one real bullet one and one photon cannon... TING! TANG! TONG!  Bullets and Photon Cannon blast EVERYWHERE! He shoots down the Borg Drones so fast!  The Shade's powers are unseen in the entire universe!> 

SG: WTF?! WHAT IS IT?! 
BB: YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE THAT YOU HAIRY, SMELLY, SON OF A BITCH?! 

<The Obsidian Generals start retreating...> 

//Urge: YO! SG! I AM GETTING OUT OF HERE! THIS IS INSANE! 
//SShadow: NO KIDDING! I'm outta here! 
//RYUS: Ack, i dont want my squad of guys to die! I'm ordering a retreat! If u got any common sense, u will too! 
//SG: ARGH! FINE! 

<DXM Doesn't follow everyone else... he strangely goes to SK's forces instead...> 

SK: AHH! WHAT ARE U DOING DXM! 
//DXM: I COME IN PEACE! I DONT LIKE SG, SO I AM JOINING YOU! 

<In the mean time, BB is having a hell of a time blasting all of SG's forces to Oblivion!> 
<The Borg Cube fires on the Shade though.. BAM! BOOM! The 3 shield generators on Shade hold out!> 

BB: HAH! MY SHADE IS STRONGER THAN URE CUBE! 

<BB fires 7 Nuclear Missles at the Cube.. BOOMY!  Time for 87 Micro Missles!> 

SG: AHH! DONT THINK THIS IS THE END! I WILL GET ANOTHER WEAPON! I SWEAR~!~ 

<SG returns to his cube... and it warps out... as suddenly as it came...> 

SK: WTF! XDOOM! THATS ONE KICK ASS MOFOIN WEAPON!  I'm gonna give u lost of ships for saving out hides! 
XDOOM: I need soldiers too! I lost alot, so i need some pilots to fly the ships!  And... who is that... it looks like.. DXM?! WATCH OUT! 

<XDOOM ducks for cover and pulls out a pistol> 

SK: ITS OK! He is betraying SG! ITS OK ITS OK! 
XDOOM: AND U TRUST HIM?! HE MUST BE LIEING! 
DXM: No i am not! I AM NOT LIEING! I am truly on your side now! SG is a gay piece of shit now!  He wants to turn me into a borg drone! Oh hell no! I WANT MY MIND!  I'm getting my wife and kids to come here soon, on the next transport here... 

<SK's land is now home to many people who come here to live peaceful lives.  On Earth, violence is too high and there are too many gangs... but on SK's land... it is nice and peaceful, and should u be a bad guy.. well... sucks to be you > 

XDOOM: HMM.. FINE.  I WILL TRUST YOU.. BUT ONE WRONG MOVE AND... 

<Bossboy rolls into the picture, with his wheelchair> 

BB: That was one int-  Wtf... is that.. AHH! DXM! 

<BB Jumps out of his wheelchair and ducks for cover, and he pulls out a pistol!> 

XDOOM: BB! IT IS OK! HE IS ON OUR SIDE! Go tell everyone else that DXM joined us! 
DXM: I also have a pretty cool idea! It is called the "Devastation Academy".  I dont know where i got the name "Devastation" though.. *COUGH COUGH*... Its where skilled pilots come and teach not as good pilots how to fight! 

<happyman walks into the picture> 

XDOOM: Hey happy... where were you... that was some good god as hell big fat ass fight u missed. 
happyman: ARGH! I WAS CONSTAPATED! BIG TIME! 

<happyman farts> 

happyman: Ok.  I'm done now... 
DXM: Hey! I know! Happyman, u can teach Kuja! 

<Kuja walks in> 

Kuja: OK! 
happyman: Where'd u come from? 
Kuja: I was eavesdro- I mean.  I accidently overheard the conversation... 
XDOOM: WELL! ENOUGH TALK!  WE HAVE TO STRIKE BACK!   
<A Gleragus soldier walks in> 

Gleragus Soldier: SIR! INTELIGIENCE JUST REPORTED THAT NOT ALL FLAGS ARE TOGETHER! THEY ARE SPLIT UP INTO 2 PARTS, ONE IN THE OBSIDIAN PART AND THE OTHER IN BORG! WE CAN TAKE THEM IF THEY ARE SPLIT IN POWER! 
XDOOM: GREAT! THAT MEANS WE CAN GO IN UNDERCOVER TO THE BORG!  Get our science lab working on patches so we cant be detected by the borg! WE ARE GONNA ATTACK! 

--- Meanwhile, as Moon and Flying report back in to the Docking Bay --- 

Moon: Nice flying, Dolphin... 
Flying: You weren't so bad either!   
Moon: Well, I guess i'm gonna to take a nap... I am tired... 
Flying: Ok! See ya later! 

<Moon and Flying walk off in different directions... but then....> 
<As moon was walking down the path to his quarters, a Gleragus Soldier stops him> 

Gleragus Soldier: OH! MOONRAKER! I've always wanted to meet you in person! 
Moonraker: Huh? 
Gleragus Soldier: I have always been a fan of you!  Do you have a moment so we can talk together?! 
Moonraker: Umm... I guess we cou- 

<The soldier takes Moonraker and shoves him into the Janitor Office...> 
<The soldier puts tape on Moon's mouth and shoves him into a corner... then takes out a gun...> 

--- WHAT IS THIS?! SOME SOLDIER TOOK MOONRAKER AND HAS HIM AT GUNPOINT?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME, TO SEE WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN! ---