--- The Situation --- (GASP) 

<The Gleragus Soldier (Who is most likely a SPY) throws Moon into a little pod and kicks it out.  Then he heads for the docking bay.> 
<As soon as the Obsidian Soldier (Who is disguised as a Gleragus Soldier) gets to the docking bay, he flys away and gets to Moonraker's Pod!> 

--- 10 minutes later --- 

XDOOM: Alright people, we're going in stealthed to the Borg Cube to get the flags there... Get me Moonraker and happyman to go along! 

--- 5 minutes later --- 

<happyman had reported to XDOOM, but where could Moonraker be?> 

Gleragus Soldier: UMM.  Sir?  We can't find Moonraker anywhere! 
XDOOM: Hmm.  Lets delay this mission until we find Moonraker! 

<XDOOM heads to the bridge to get a detailed scan for Moonraker...> 
<When XDOOM got to the bridge...> 
<BEEP> 

Gleragus Soldier2: Sir! We are being hailed! 
XDOOM: Umm?  Ok... On Screen! 
RYUS DOOM: HAHAHAHA!  IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHERE  YOUR POOR OLD MOONRAKER IS, HERE HE IS! 

<The screen goes over to some person that is sitting in a corner of the walls and he is strapped downed and taped!> 

RYUS DOOM: HEHEHE!  You have 24 hours to send me ALL of your flags! 
XDOOM: But I dont have any!  All of them belong to Shadow Kitana! 
RYUS DOOM: Oh.  Ok.  GIVE ME SHADOW KITANA'S THEN! 
//XDOOM: Hey you, Go get SK! 
//Gleragus Soldier3: Yes Sir! 
XDOOM: I am getting SK now. 
//XDOOM: Hey flying?! Are you there?! 

<After 10 seconds of silence, XDOOM presumes she is asleep> 
<Shadow Kitana walks onto XDOOM's bridge> 

SK: What is it you want? 
//XDOOM: Umm.  They are holding Moonraker hostage and are asking for the flags... 
//SK: Who cares about Moonraker? Only one person shouldn't be the cause of the flags! 
//XDOOM: Well, he is one of my generals... and we must get him back! 
//happyman: I'll get Moon back!  Can you let Kuja tag along, Because he is my apprentice... 
//XDOOM: Hmm.  Ok!  Hurry up, before they get suspicious! 
XDOOM: Gr... I Gotta think... should i exchange 2 Galactic Domination flags... for one person... My answer is... YES! 
RYUS: Haha!  I knew you would think my way!  When will u deliver? 
XDOOM: In 20 hours!  We gotta get prepared, You know..  Space Pirates might invade us... 
RYUS: Oh really? OK.......... 

<Meanwhile, happyman and Kuja were getting suited up!> 

--- 14 minutes, 12 seconds later... --- 

<The Mini-Trasport to Moon's holding place was off!  With happyman and Kuja in it, of course.> 
<When the transport arrived, Kuja blasted a hole...> 

Kuja: FIRE IN THE HOLE! 

<KABOOM! They opened a hole in the ship!  The pull themselves in... and much much air is rushing out!  So they take out their "slime" and patch the hole up very quickly!  They move into the next room... cautiously... with their Pulse Rifles on Fully Automatic...  Door opens!  No one there... They move into a run to the next door...> 

//happyman: Hey! Doesn't this seem familiar... I think i've done this before... Oh yeah!  Lets get shot than go into a trash vent! 
//Kuja: Uhh... Whatever Ultra, Supreme, Handsome, Almighty God! 

<happyman and Kuja rush into the bridge and kill everyone in sight!  They didn't see Moonraker...> 
<RYUS' Officers take out huge guns and blast Kuja and happyman!  happyman and Kuja act like they are dead...> 

happyman: I... like... Cheese!... 
RYUS: Hah! XDOOM was trying a rescue mission... Too bad we killed them!  Hahahaha!  Pick them up and throw them into the trash! 

<They get thrown into the trash area.> 

RYUS: Open a hailing freq to XDOOM's ship. 

<XDOOM responds> 

XDOOM: What? 
RYUS: HAHA! I SAW YOUR RESCUE MISSION! WE BLASTED THEM AWAY WITH EASE! 
XDOOM: Oh! Argh! I guess we shouldn't try... Fine.. I'll give u the flags!  (NOTE: XDOOM IS LIEING) 
RYUS: Very well then! 

<Meanwhile, happyman and Kuja were getting up!> 

happyman: Hey Kuja... I think I know where they put Moonraker... In the Brig! 
Kuja: Aye sir!  Yes God! Let's go to the brig! 

<happyman and Kuja rush across the hallways, blasting everything in sight!  They finally make it to the Brig...  They cautiously move to the door... 5 steps away.. 4... 3... 2... 1... DOOR OPENS! SECURITY EVERYWHERE!@!@!> 

//happyman: GUN! FULL POWER!  KUJA, FIRE LIKE MAD@ 

<The gun charges up in a split second to full power!> 
<happyman blasts the defense cannons away but then gets hit 7 times in his H-Kevlar vest!  He seems to be in danger, so he jumps away for cover... While Kuja on the otherhand... He had already charged in and let loose some gas...> 

RYUS people: AHH! WTF IS THAT SMelL!?... 
RYUS people: WhAt iS iT.? 
RYUS people: AGHGGHGHGH!@!?@31.23.12/3 

<They are holding their necks.... slowly moving to the ground...> 
<happyman smells Kuja's gas for a second...> 

happyman: EWW! WTF DID U EAT KUJA?@ 

<happyman puts his gas mask back on> 

Kuja: Ummm.  You dont need to know... Lets get Moonraker! 

<They see Moonraker in a little corner. They move over to him... He is asleep...> 
<He unwarningly wakes up...> 

MoonrakeR: HUH!?!? WTF IS THAT SMELL?!?! 
Kuja: Umm.  Uhh... Just put this on... 

<Kuja throws Moonraker a gas mask, and Moon puts it on> 

Kuja: We're here to rescue you! 

<Meanwhile, happyman was setting bombs across the ship!  He has already put bombs on the bridge door, the trash compartment... and this Brig cell! As they go back, he plans on putting more bombs!> 
<Moonraker, Kuja, and happyman run across the halls... when...> 
<BEEP BEEP BEEP> 

RYUS Computer Intercom: BEEP! RED ALERT!  BASE HAS BEEN INFILTRADED!  MOONRAKER HAS ESCAPED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! 

//happyman: AHH! LETS RUNNNNN! 

<They move into a sprint, running as fast as they can... but soldiers are scrambling everywhere!  AHH! A blockade of soldiers are at the point where happyman and Kuja were planning to escape to!> 

happyman: DUCK FOR COVER~!~ 

<Everyone ducks behind some crate in the hallway... then...> 

happyman: FIRE IN THE HOLE! 

<happyman throws a grenade where the soldiers are, so all the soldiers jump out of the grenade's way... KABOOM! It blows up alot of stuff! While the Soldiers were out in the open..> 
<happyman shot them, as did Kuja! They returned fire! Bullets everywhere!  Ting! Tang!  happyman tossed Moonraker a gun, and Moonraker got up and fired too! BOOM! BANG! BING! BONG!  One by one, the RYUS soldier either gave up or got shot too many times... in a minute or 2 happy's little squad got through to the transport...> 

//happyman to XDOOM's base: WE HAVE GOT MOONRAKER BACK~!~ 
//XDOOM: Good! 

<They report back to base...> 

XDOOM: Hah! Tomorrow we must attack the Borg Cube! 


---- Tune in next time... when XDOOM attacks the Borg Cube for flags! ----