--- The Rescue Mission --- 

<XDOOM's crew goes into the borg ship> 

XDOOM: Alright.  If all goes planned, we should easily get happyman and Moonraker back.  Also crew, remember that we want to infiltrate the Borg Plans. 

---- Everything goes as planned... and they also got the borg plans... ---- 

XDOOM, Back at the base...: Hmm.  That was easy.  Too easy. 
happyman: You are telling me... the borg... perfect robots... just letting us in without a problem? 
XDOOM: These plans must be fake then!  Hurry up and get HQ to decode them. 
HQ: We are already done translating... it says they are planning an attack tomorrow... and they are calling all forces across the galaxy.... 
XDOOM: WHAT?!  That better be fake... or... the galaxy might be doomed.... 

--- The next day... --- 
---- The Awakening.... ---- 

XDOOM: Anything on radar... 

<Overnight, XDOOM and SK have taken the precaution to engage all defenses.. All their fighters are ready to launch at a second's notice...> 

Gleragus Soldier: Nothing on scanners 
Gleragus Soldier2: But wouldn't they cloak? 
Gleragus Soldier3: We have X-Radar, no worries. 
XDOOM: Ok.  They will mostly likely attack so- 

<BEEP BEEP BEEP> 

XDOOM: ?! What's that? 
Gleragus Soldier: HOLY SHIT! 
Devabot: Gleragus Soldier, do not use that languate in here! 
Gleragus Soldier: Oh.  Sorry about that.  BUT!!! SCANNER SENSE HUGE MOTHER ASS SHOOTING FUDGING FARTING CRAPING CRUDING bIG BIG BIG ARMY~!~!~!~!~!~~!!!~!~!~!~!~~~~!!~!~!~! THEY ARE COMING IN 5000 KILOMETERS! 
XDOOM: ENGAGE DEFENSES! RED ALERT! 
SK: ALL FORCES, NOW!   

<Beep> 
<All the defense forces rush to their positions.....  only hoping they can withstand the great might of the borg.> 

SG: HAHAHA! Prepare to suffer. 
UrgeOverKill: Yes.. Yes!!! DO THAT!!! DO IT GOOD! 
*Borg Drone*: I MUST AVENGE MYSELF! 
XDOOM: But i didn't kill u! 
*Borg Drone*: DONT LIE TO ME! 

<All the generals including XDOOM and SK rush out to help defend against the massive onslaught> 

//XDOOM: Alright people... watch your backs.  Remember, our objective is NOT to destroy SG's Army, we are just to buy time so our Main Cannon can be repaired...... 

SG: Hahahaah fools.  The borg can easily intercept your messages.  Cannon?  Hehehe.  Squads 1-20, go search for this "cannon" they speak of.  HAHAHA.  XDOOM, U ARE TRULY A FOOL! 
XDOOM: ARGH! GO GO GO! CHARGE! 

<The massive rush of defenders clash with the massive onslaught... explosions eerywhere.... massive bombs and bullets... missles............  boy, we could use a boy like bossboy at a time like this... wait... whats that?! ITS BB!> 

Bossboy: HEY SG!  LISTEN UP!  I AM TALKING TO ALL OF YOUR ARMY! 
SG: Yes? 
Bossboy: HI FOLKS! 

<Bossboy suits up in his shade... and boosts out with his jetpack causing havok in his wake....> 

XDOOM: ALRIGHT!  We just need to do this for around 3-4 more hours and we can beat SG! 

<XDOOM closes in on SG.... Fires a bomb! Kaboomy!  Fire bullets! Miss! Miss! Miss!  SG gets ready after he destroys 3 Gleragus Ships and heads for XDOOM...> 

XDOOM: ALRIGHT PEOPLE! NOW!!!!!!! 

<Out of nowhere, flyingdolphin, Mara_jade, Moonraker, and XDOOM rush in on SG on all 4 directions.....  He is completely surrounded!  They all fire at SG...  BUT! SG HAS SOME NEW DEVICE ON HIS SHIP!  HE WENT *UP*WARDS!! OMG!!!!>  (For u dimwits who didn't understand that, in Subspace / Cont its only 2d and u cant go up and down vertically as in a 3d world... but SG just went up!) 

XDOOM: AHH! SO MUCH NEW TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! 
SG: HAHHAHAHA! DIE! 

<The battle rages on for an hour...  Then...> 

XDOOM: Argh...... i'm too tired.... can't hold out much longer.... 
happyman: None of us can..... 
flyingdolphin: Our morale is getting lower and lower... 
//SK: THEY HAVEN'T FOUND OUR SECRET WEAPON!  Call your men back! 
//XDOOM: WHAT?!?!? OK!!!! RETREAT!!! NOW!!! 

<Everyone retreats.....  SK's big cannon emerges from the ground... charges... charges...> 

SK: EAT THIS SG! 
SG: OK!!!! BUT I DONT EAT!... 

<Smoke comes out of the gun! KABOOM!!!!! THE CANNON EXPLODES!> 

SK: WHAT! THE CANNON ISN'T SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE! 
XDOOM: WHAT SK?! URE GUN DOESN'T WORK?! U MORON!  WE RETREATED FOR NOTHING! NOW THEY CAN USE LAND ATTACKS! 
SG: HAHA! LAND FORCES, GO! 

--- After 3 more hours of fierce combating... --- 

<XDOOM has lost his entire fleet.  They plowed through all of his land.  Not much land lies between them and the flag.  But, XDOOM and SK together might have enough forces to hold out just a little...> 
<Here we see XDOOM with a squad of soldiers holding out in a room...> 

XDOOM: NEVER GIVE UP MEN! 
Gleragus Soldier: WE WONT LEAVE U, SIR! 
Gleragus Soldier2: NO SIR, WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!  I WILL DO ANYTHING TO STOP SG!!!!! 

<They back up into pillars and get behind them in cover!> 

XDOOM: ALRIGHT! FIRE! FULL POWER! 

<XDOOM does a pivet around the pillar and blasts the drones advancing in a horizonatal array...  They fire back at XDOOM and he gets hit in the shoulder!  Blood splatters out!> 

XDOOM: AGH! 
Gleragus Soldier3: DONT WORRY SIR!  WE'RE HERE WITH YOU! 

<They all fire like crazy... they manage to only get  a few of the drones though..... there are just too many!  They fill the room completely and attack mindlessly...> 
<Sadly... the Soldiers die off one by one...  Only a few still remain...> 

XDOOM: ARGH!  THEY ARE GAINING TOO FAST!! Alright soldiers... no point in wasting you... go regroup... i'll keep them at bay for now... just get back! 
Gleragus Soldier: NO SIR!  WE WONT LEAVE YOU! 
XDOOM: DO IT! ITS AN ORDER!  I WILL HOLD THEM BACK, GET A RESISTINCE SQUAD DOWN HERE, NOW! 
Gleragus Soldier2: Alright sir.... God be with you! 

<The few amount of soldiers still remaining run out of the room... leaving XDOOM alone with around 30 Borg Drones!> 

XDOOM: DIE!  DIE U HOMO-SEXUAL BASTARD DRONES! 

<XDOOM Fires in every which-way direction.....  The drones fire mini-rockets back at him!> 
<XDOOM pivets around the pillar for protection...> 
<BEEP BEEP BEEP> 

XDOOM: Huh? 

<XDOOM looks down at the gun... - FUEL CELL EMPTY -> 

XDOOM: ugh... 

<XDOOM Takes out a cigar and lights it up... he inhales deeply... He takes a look around the pillar....  he coughs.... he coughs again...  He pukes violently...> 

XDOOM: ARGH!  I NEVER SMOKED BEFORE! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED NOW! 

<XDOOM takes one last deep breath in... he turns around the corner... he starts to run at the drones... he jumps... HE JUMPS STRAIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE DRONES!!!  Right where they could easily kill him!> 

--- WHAT IS THIS?! XDOOM SACRIFICING HIMSELF?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME.... TO FIND THE FATE OF XDOOM... AND IF THE GALAXY IS DOOMED FOREVER... ---