XDOOM's Covert Ops Mission!!! 

<Just now, XDOOM got back to the base and was already discussing another mission!> 

XDOOM: happyman, get together some of out most trusted men and women.  Get them to Frequency 3121. 

happyman: Yes sir! 

---The next day...--- 

XDOOM: Alright you men and women, listen up!  We're going on a shuttle ride to the HUMUNGOUS, GARGANTUM, TERRIFINGLY LARGE, new Head Battlecruiser that SG inhabits.  We will infiltrate sector 5 in grid point 3, 7, and open up a vectoral.... 

<What happyman is hearing... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, SECTOR 5, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!> 

XDOOM: Is that clear?! Oh yes, BB will escort us in to the base.  Lets Saddle up! 

<Everyone gets their guns ready and everyone puts on heavy body armor> 
<They get into a A-33 Class Air Cruiser, which is Heavily armored, and set off to the Big Badass, which is SG's Lead ship...> 

----10 minutes later, just at the landing...---- 

Trusted Soldier: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! 

<Everyone ducks down as he blasts an opening through a bathroom compartment...> 

XDOOM: Wtf?  What is all this yellow stuff comin- Oh shit.  Someone just went PEE!  Ugh, Oh well! Let's Go in! 

<Everyone goes in> 

Trusted Soldier 2: Move in! Zig Zag, Grid 4.7 X Factor B!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE 

<As they were just about to split up to put bombs IN THE AMAZINGLY LARGE SHIP, an Obsidian Assault team was sent to check out the explosion in the bathroom area...> 

Obsidian Captain:  What the hell?!  OTHER PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IN OBSIDIAN!!! (Ok, this is getting sad.  Lemme think of a name for XDOOM's side... how about....  Gleragus...)  ALRIGHT!!! FIRE AT WILL MEN!!! 

Lurid: Ack, INCOMING!!! FIRE FIRE FIRE!! (If you dont know who the hell Snow-Cone!, Lurid, And happydog are, they are just me in other names....) 

<A fierce Gun fight engages...> 
<Bing! Bang! Bong!  Machine gun fire is heard throughout the hallways!> 

Gleragus Soldier:  AHHH!!  MY ARMOR'S WORN OUT NOW!!! THEY SHOT IT TOO MUCH! 

Gleragus Soldier2: Argh, they shot me gun!  The bastards they are. 

happyman: There's only 3 left!!! 

Obsidian Soldier: AHHHHHH RUN FOR IT!!! 

<Obsidian soldiers ran away> 

XDOOM: SHOOT THEM DOWN!!! 

<They got shot down> 

XDOOM: Ok team, lets move it!  MOVE MOVE MOVE! 

<Everyone set out to plant the bombs> 

XDOOM: Alright squad, now it's time to take the flags... to ensure that SG never rules the galaxy.... 

XDOOM: We must split up for we must evade detection!  We are all equiped with cloaking technology, straight off of weasel ships.  So everyone cloak up and move in to Objective Gryphon! 

---10 minutes later, next to the flag room--- 

XDOOM: Good job!  Now, lets go up to the flags... we are almost there... 

<Out of nowhere, Shadow Katana makes a desperate attempt at the flags!> 

Shadow:  MWAHAHAHA!!! THE FLAGS ARE MINE!! DIE DIE DIE!!! 

<Shadow started firing at all the Gleragus soldiers> 

Gleragus Soldier: EVERYONE DOWN! 

Gleragus Soldier2: He's gonna get us caught!! WTF?! 

XDOOM: SHADOW, U FUCKEN IDIOT!  YOU ARE A FUCKEN IDIOT!!! HEAR ME? YOU FUCKEN IDIOT! 

<BEEP BEEP> 
Obsidian Intercom: CODE RED! CODE RED! SECURE FLAG AREA!!! CLOAKED UNITS AT FLAG AREA.  THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! CODE RED! CODE RED! ALL UNITS, FOCUS ON FLAG AREA. 
XDOOM: Shadow, You dumbass! You got us caught! ARGH. 
Gleragus Soldier4: Hey, XDOOM, Sir, What do we do now? 
XDOOM: Only thing we can do, RUN!  Run for your lives! 

<Everyone ran back to the transport and went away... as for Shadow> 

Shadow Katana: HAHAHA FLAGS ARE MINE!!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! 

<Obsidian Soldiers start coming from everywhere> 

Shadow Katana: NOOO. MY HOPELESS ATTEMPTS TO TAKE ALL THE FLAGS BY MYSELF.... THEY HAVE FAILED!!! I must beam out now! For my life! 

<Shadow beams out> 

----20 mintes later back at the base---- 

XDOOM: Argh, That idiot stopped us from getting our flags!  Hmmm..... 

----Back at the Obsidian Head Battlecruiser---- 

<SG sits on his leather chear, looking at his most recent issue of his Porn.> 

<BEEP> 

Obsidian Soldier: Sir, we are being hailed! 
SG: Huh? Oh, On screen! 

<Zidane pops up on screen> 

Zidane: Good Evening SG.  We come with a Proposal. 
SG: Very well, Speak. 
Zidane: We offer our services to you.  You interested? 
SG: Wait a minute, didn't i already kill you? 
Zidane: That's besides the point. 
SG: Well ok, how much do we have to pay you? 
Zidane: Only $5,000,000 per day that we serve you. 
SG: How many soldiers are you suppling? 
Zidane: 50000 soldiers. 
SG: Hmm.. 500 per soldier? 
Zidane: Yes sir. 
SG: Very well. 

--Oh no!  SG's forces are growing stronger!  XDOOM's only chance at taking all flags has been foiled by Shadow Katana!  What is to become of this terrible Tale?  Tune in next time... where there is a standoff at Colony 2A!!!  Its called Standoff at Colony 2A!