--- Quake 3 Arena --- 

<XDOOM jumps into the crowd...> 

XDOOM: YARRRRGGGGHHhhhh--- 

<A strange white light appears around XDOOM and he gets teleported to some strange place...> 

XDOOM: Huh?!  AM I DEAD?! 
Strange Voice: Welcome to Quake 3 Arena. 
XDOOM: What the?! 

<Lurid comes running across the hallway, then sees XDOOM and stops...> 

XDOOM: HUH?!  U ARE THAT GUY!  LURID~!~ 
Lurid: Yep.  You are now in another reality.  Quake 3 arena. 
Strange Voice:   I am one of the gods.  We pick the best fighters in the galaxy to entertain us by killing each other. 
XDOOM: Wtf is this?! 
Lurid: Dude, lets go!  We get granted one wish if we can make it to the final tournament, against the god himself... Xaero. 
God: Game starts in 5.... 4... 3.. 2. 1... 
God: FIGHT! 
Lurid: Sorry dude, ITS FREE FOR ALL! 

<XDOOM gets transported to some other spot...> 

XDOOM: What's happening!? 

<Some guy comes into the room with a machine gun and starts shooting XDOOM!> 

XDOOM: AHH! 

<XDOOM gets hit by 30 bullets, but doesn't die!> 

XDOOM: Wtf?! I'm not dead yet?! 
God: Yes, you must be a newbie.  You get more life than u did in your normal life.  You have infinite stamina, you can keep your guns in your body and pull them out at your will.  You can die many times until someone hits the frag limit.  Frags are how many people u kill. 
XDOOM: UHH!  WHATEVER! 

<The guy finishes XDOOM off and XDOOM reappears again somewhere else in the arena!> 

XDOOM: Ok.  Whatever.  I'm just gonna do it for that one wish.... 

<XDOOM runs around with his machine gun and gets slaughtered everywhere he goes cause XDOOM is adjusting to this.... then... as XDOOM ventures across the map and learns everything... he recognizes a familiar face!> 

XDOOM: Huh? He looks familiar... but my goal is to kill everyone!!! 

<XDOOM starts firing at the familiar face... but when he gets closer... he sees...> 

Strange Person: What... who are... XDOOM?! XDOOM?!!?!??!!? 
XDOOM: WOODY?!??! 
Wooden Geco: XDOOM!!!!!!! 
XDOOM: WOODY!!!!!!! 

<XDOOM and Woody were brothers at a young age... They are twins, as flying and Mara are... but Woody was killed at an early age...> 

Woody: OMG! XDOOM!  I HAVEN'T SEEN U IN 14 YEARS! 
XDOOM: WOODY!!@! 
Woody: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, FLYING AND MARA ARE ACTUALLY TRIPLETS!  THE THIRD SISTER IS ---- 

<A woman called Hunter runs into the screen and shoots Wooden Geco to death, and XDOOM tries to start shooting at Hunter and gets his first frag! ^^) 

XDOOM: Time to find Woody again! 

<XDOOM finds woody, and they start talking again!> 

XDOOM: Hmm, u gotta tell me about this place! I'm a newbie! 
Woody: Hmm, ok.  There are some locals here... Hunter, Sarge, E, Lucy, and TankJr.  Oh, if u didn't know, Lurid is here.... and... mara and flying's triplet... SeKZi-ChiC!  You can find her as the one with hovering shoes and a red or blue outfit... sometimes we have team games, like Capture the Flag or Team Death match.... 
XDOOM: Hmm... I hear u can get some wish... how do u do that? 
Woody: Oh, that... u must become a GODLY fighter and the gods must recognize that, so they send u to fight their star player, Xaero. 
XDOOM: Hmm... I need that wish. 
Woody: Rofl.  I've been here 14 years and i'm not strong enough... good luck man. 
XDOOM: Aight.  Peace! 

<XDOOM Pulls a Rocket Launcher from his ass and shoots Woody and frags him> 

XDOOM: Sorry.  No friends.  I need that wish. 

--- Meanwhile, in the real reality... --- 

Moonraker: OMFG!  WE'RE LOSING GROUND! ALL UNITS, RETREAT AND REGROUP!  MOVE OUT! 
Kuja`: Ahh, where's XDOOM?! 
Moonraker: I THINK WE LOST HIM!  I AM IN COMMAND NOW. 
bossboy: Argh... this is slaughter.... 

<They keep losing more and more ground... getting closed on the flag room.... The only thing that can resist is the shade... the Shade is the ONLY thing that can stand a chance.  It demolishes everything, but there numbers are far great.> 

---- What is this... Some new reality?  Quake 3 Arena?  Hmm.... Tune in next time... when this all continues... ----