----The Assault---- 

---Outpost G-37B--- 
--Medical Recov Center-- 

XDOOM: Argh... Where am I? 
flyingdolphin: Sir, You were secerely injured in the last fight..... 
XDOOM: Oh, well we must get ready to strike back at SG as quickly as possible.  Get all my generals together... lets get our attack plan ready... 

---SG Command Ship, Mother Bertha--- 

SG: Rebuild our Force ASAP!  They will strike again quickly!  Hurry up, what is the status on the Zues Cannon? 
Obsidian Soldier: 99.6% complete sir! Exaclt 1 hour before completion! 
SG: Good.... 

---Briefing Room--- 

XDOOM: Alright, All of you are here because you are my best generals.  We are going to attack Mother Bertha today for possesion of flags.  This is going back and forth back and forth... I am wondering if this is ever going to end... 

<An Obsidian Soldier comes in> 
(Ok, 
Gleragus Soldier: XDOOM, sir, we just saw BB going out.... 
XDOOM: What?  I thought BB was here...  Oh crap... 

---Bossboy is going out to duel SG--- 

Obsidian Soldier: SIR!  We are being Hailed! 
SG: On Screen. 
Bossboy: SG!!! I CHALLENGE YOU!!! 
SG: What? Fool. 
Bossboy: FOOL? ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME OR SOMETHING? 
SG: No.  You are a dumbass, you are NOTHING compared to me. 
Bossboy: DONT CALL ME A DUMBASS! BRING IT ON! 
SG: Very well.  Cut Transmission.  Get me my Weasel. 

--1 minute later-- 

SG: Hello BB.  Let's get this duel started. 
Bossboy: DIE SG! ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!! 

<Bossboy Engages thrust and nears SG...> 
<SG fires a bomb, misses!  BB Returns fire with an EMP bomb!  Hits!  SG dodges the bullets until the EMP wears off, Fires his bullets... WHAMO! BB loses half of his right wing!> 

SG: Fool.  You dont stand a chance. 

<SG comes in for a bullet volley, Bam!  BB is losing energy and fast!  SG pulls on the bullet trigger... but nothing happened!  He doesn't run out of ammo, its only energy ammo... what's happening?> 

SG: WTF? I'M NOT SHOOTING!!! Argh! LAGGGGG SPIKE!!!!! LAG LAG LAG! 

<Bossboy sees that SG is having lag problems, so he takes the chance and shoots an EMP bomb with bullets at SG! ITS A HIT! SG is now recovering from the lag, but severely damaged... but BB's chance is up...> 
<SG  quickly recovers and goes in to launch 2 EMP bombs... BAM! BAM! Both direct hits!  Bullet time!!! WHAMO! BLAMO! SCHMAMO!  BB is outta there!> 

SG: Fool.  You never stood a chance. 
Bossboy: Doh, dont call me a fool... 
SG: Fool. hahahahahahahaha.   

<UrgeOverKill comes in on a patrol> 

SG: Why hello Urge.  I just defeated an enemy general, Bossboy. Mwahahahaha 
Urge: That's great...... Hahahahahahaah.... 
SG: HAHahahahahahahaha.... 
Urge: HahahahAhahahahahahahahah!!! 
SG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
Urge: AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 
SG: BWHaHaHaHaHaAhHaHaHahAhAhAhaHaHahaHa 
Urge: MWAHahaHAhaHAhahaHAhaHAhaHAHaHHahAhAh! 
SG: Ok, that's enough laughing.  Take him prisoner and report back to Mother Bertha. 

<UrgeOverKill took him into custoday and threw him in jail...> 

---Back at the Briefing Room--- 

XDOOM: Now it is a rescue mission.  Flying, get a squad of people and raid the ship!  Rescue BB.  We will come in with our Entire army to secure those flags... we will try... 

---1 hour later, flyingdolphin at the rescue mission--- 

<flyingdolphin lands with a squad of soldiers to rescue BB> 

Gleragus Soldier: FIRE IN THE HOLE! 

<BAM! They open a hole in the wall.> 

flyingdolphin: Move it! 

<They run to the prisoner compartment....> 

Obsidian Soldier: The hell? AUGA! 

<He got Shot~!~> 
<Machine gun fire is heard throughout the halls...> 

flyingdolphin: BB!!! LETS GO! 

<flying blasts a hole in the Cell and rescues BB!> 

---10 minutes later, at the assassult on the AMAZINGLY LARGE, BIG BAD OBSIDIAN LEAD SHIP, MOTHER BERTHA!!!--- 

XDOOM: LETS MOVE MOVE MOVE!!! 
SG: Fools.  Blast them with the Zeus Cannon! 

---ZEUS CANNON?!?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE THE DREADED FATE OF THEM!!!---