--- A first dose of War for our heros... --- 

<At XDOOM's base....> 

LMZ: Hey XDOOM.  I've only been here for 2 weeks, I just got my first dose of nuclear war... at any time we could get blown to Smitherings! 
XDOOM: Oh really... what are we fighting for? 
LMZ: I'm not sure... but all I know is we're fighting 2 other bases... and there's this colony on the moon which we have no idea who's side they are on... 

<etropic comes crashing through the door> 

etropic: It's You! XDoOm! 
XDOOM: It's you! Some person I dont know! 
etropic: YOU dont REmember Me?!  I Tried to kill you multiple times!!!! ObSidIaN! 
XDOOM: Ohhh OkKkok i take it u dont want to anymore... 
LMZ: Yeah, etropic isn't really that violent anymore.  He's a musician and he just likes to play music.  We're gonna nuke the base on the other side of the planet now... 

--- At Mara's base --- 

Mara_jade: Awwww, isn't he so cute... 
UrgeOverKill: I think he's ugly! 
Vivi1212: Wahhh, he called me ugly!!! 

<UrgeOverKill had just met his little brother, who died when he was 3 years old... but he has been brought up as a black spirit who wears a pointed yellow farm hat and he can cast dark magic spells...> 

UrgeOverKill: I'm just teasing little man... 

<A man comes rushing into the room> 

Person: MARA_JADE!!! A NUKE  HAS BEEN DETECTED COMING OUR WAY~!~ THEY EMPED OUR SDI DEFENSE...  What Do we DO? 
Mara_jade: What?!  Oh crappers!  UHhhh.... if we shoot it down now, radiation will come... but if we dont we'll all explode! Just shoot it down with gunsssss!!!! Get a radiation field up! 
Person: Yes'm! 

---- At BB's base ---- 

bossboy: Hmm, I see the nuke on radar heading for that base.... 

<bossboy had gone into war simply because he was attacked by one person, and got it confused with the base and they just started fighting...> 

bossboy: Ahh yes... At least one my enemy's will be damaged... 
DXM: You know what? I think we sohuld make a peace treaty with them... 
flyingdolphin: I agree, we need to get more peace instead of this silly war... 
bossboy: Get me my little robot friend... 

<bossboy had been working on a robot, he thinks scientifically... now that he had lost his leg, he came up with a artificial leg to walk on and since then he decided to contribute to science... DXM is the main fighter there... cb3itsme is the robot's name!> 

cb3itsme: Yes sir? 
bossboy: Go to the enemy base that is being nuked and carry this message over... 

---- At the moon ---- 

<Moonraker sits back in his lean back chair sipping an ice cold Cherry Snow-Cone> 
<A rusty g-47 class ship comes into view.. it seems to be over 6 months old, in deep space flying...> 
<It lands on the moon and a figure walks out...> 

????: Hello there! 
Moonraker: Hi.  Are you gonna stay on the moon for sightseeing? 
????: Why no... I've come to lvie here... 
Moonraker: Oh really, come out of the dark so I can see you... 

<The figure walks out...> 

Moonraker: Hey, you look familiar... Ugly face... Short ass body... Screwed up tail.... Dirty blonde hair...  ZIDANE!!!!!!! 
Zidane: Glad you could recognize me!  MOONY! I wanna live on the moon wit' you.  I hear there's been a war going on... are you in it? 
Moonraker: Nope, this is a peaceful place...  I dont want ne trouble. 
Zidane: Oh... Well I brought my boys to live here too... they could help out with raking the moon and such...' 

<A huge fleet of ships come out of warp infront of the moon, all landing and bringing out many people...> 

Moonraker: Ahh yes, this could help a little... perhaps I could take over the planet... yes... yes.... 

---- Back at Mara's Base ---- 

Vivi: What's happening? Why is everyone running around? 
UrgeOverKill: Ummm.... ITS A PARTY!  Now... Go down this bomb shel-... I mean... Party door reinforced steel room, and stay there while i get some party stuff for you! 
Vivi: Oooo... party.... 

<In UrgeOverKill's head, it just dawned on him that Vivi could cast stop on the nuke and stop the nuke!> 

UrgeOverKill: Wait Vivi, on second thought we are being bombarded by a nuke and we're all gonna die unless u cast stop on that nuke! 
Vivi: WhaT?! 
UrgeOverKill: Do it... Cast Stop on the nuke! DO IT! 
Vivi: Ok.... 

<Vivi casts Stop for the first time ever... not knowing what the hell he is doing....> 

Mara_jade: Lets gooo! Shoot the nuke down! 
Soldier: BUT WE HAVEN't GOT THE RADIATION FILTER UP YET!  IF WE SHOOT IT DOWN WE'LL ALL SUFFER RADIATION!  It is too close! 
Mara_jade: Argh... Oh jesus.... HERE IT COMMMESS!@! 

---- Will our beloved Mara_jade live? Or will she suffer from the bomb, as with all of her thousands of soldiers...  Or will Vivi's magic come on top and save them all?!  And what is up with Moonraker? Will he get involved in the war with all of Zidane's men? Tune in next time... to find out Mara's fate and if Moonraker is gonna lose his mind and go into war! ----