---- The Apple of Doom ---- 

<Bossboy peers around his camp tent and thinks, "OH! I THINK THAT THE COWS IN THE PEN ARE GOING OINK BECAUSE THE BIRDS ARE SINGING HIGH!"> 
<Then BB walks around and grabs a bowl of noodles!> 
<Bossboy thinks, "GEE!  I NEVER KNEW WE HAD THESE GICANTIC 20,000 POUND BOMBS! OH WELL, GUESS I  DONT KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH."> 

--- Back in the Heavens --- 

Kuja: WHAT THE HELL?! WHEN DID BB GET THOSE BOMBS... XDOOM!?@ 
XDOOM: Huh? What? 
happyman: Cheater! 
XDOOM: OHHH, THAT!  Ooops... i guess  i did something... 
happyman: Grr, how about to make it fair, we all go around and become mortals and fight... but if we die, we just come back? 
Kuja`: Pfft, sounds fair. 

--- Back to Zargon! --- 

bossboy: Alright troopers! Lets get ready to assault!  Hmm, I wonder what I did in my sleep... did I have a dream?  Let's see... Oh yeah! OMFG!   I HAD AN IMPORTANT DREAM!!!@!@#!@#!@#$!  No wait... nevermind.  Lets move out~!  Division A and B, take our left point 7 clicks west and 2 klacks north.  Division C, take point and make a distraction on 6 clicks east and 2 clacks north.  Division D, cover me.  Move out! 

<bossboy starts running... then a...> 

<SNAP!> 

<Smoke comes out of the snow next to him, along with a small black hole... looks like a gun shot!> 

<SNAP!> 

<More smoke, except this time a very visible laser goes flashing by his eyes!  A rail shot!  It hits a strand of hanging hair, vaporizing it!> 

bossboy: OH CRaP! NOW I REMEMBER! MY DREAM!  A HHHHHH AMBUSH~!~ PANIC PANIC EVERYONE PANIC, DO NOT STAY CALM AND PANIC! 

<But in fact.  It is not LMZ's forces.  It is the unknown sniper... and he now has a partner!!> 

Unknown Voice: DAMMIT! I MISSED!!! 
Unknown Voice2: RUN!  RUN! We'll get them later! 
bossboy: What was that?! 

<A ear-piercing sound of jet comes over the vast sky.> 

Intercom Voice:  Surrender now or prepare to be bombed! 

<LMZ's forces come!> 

<Whispers over the intercom voice are heard.> 

Intercom Voice: ERR!  This is supposed to be a surprise ambush! Uhhh,  stay still and panic!! URE ALL GON- 

<KABOOM!> 
<Mara_jade's, the cheater, battleship comes!@  Lasers!  BAM! BAM!> 
<2 more bomber ships from LMZ get shot down!> 

LMZ air soldier: AGH! ENEMY! EVASIVE MANUVEURS! BRAVO SQUAD, COMMENCE WITH THE AMBUSH! ALPHA SQUAD, SCRAMBLE AND DESTROY ENEMY THREAT! 
BB's soldier: Wtf?!  SCRAMBLE! SET UP THE NUKES AND SHOOT THEM, NOW! ANY ROCKET SOLDIERS, SHOOT DOWN THE BOMBERS! 

<KABOOM!  A lightning bolt comes out of the sky, and there's not a cloud  in the orange sky!  ANOTHER BOLT! ZAP ZAP!> 

Soldier: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!~ 

<A shrill scream is heard, and everyone in the battle could hear it!  Looks like casualties are raking up already... ZAP!> 

bossboy: WHAT IS HAPPENING?! AHH!  SCRAMBLE! 
Urgey Soldier: CHARGE! AMBUSH THEM now.... wtf.... They are already being ambushed! 
BattleCruiser Speaker:  HELLO UGOV FORCES!  WE COME TO HELP YOU! WE ARE A GIFT FROM THE GODDESS, MARA_JADE! 

<Machine gun fire! TINK TINK TINK! TINK TINK TINK!> 

bossboy: FALL BACK! 

<bossboy grabs a radio> 

bossboy: TROOPS AT BASE SERPENT, PREPARE DEFENSES!  WE ARE COMING BACK!  MAJOR ATTACK SQUAD!@#! 
LMZ Air soldier:  Crappers!  Disregard ambush on Bloss forces,  Bravo squad, bomb the base and De- 

<ZAP!> 

<KABOOM! The plane gets blown up!> 

LMZ Air Soldier2: ARGH! LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!  DELTA SQUAD, TERMINATE THE GROUND ASSAULT TEAM OF THE UGOV FORCES, ALPhA SQUAd, TAKE OUT THE BATTLECRUISER THREAT! GO GO GO! 

--- At Urgey's base --- 

Vivi: Ahh, out of MP again!  I must recharge.  Have a nice day! 
Urge: You did good Vivi! 
Soldier: Sir, we just recovered the prototype cb3 robot.  We can rebuild it within a day.  Commense operation? 
Urge: Yes.  And... enhance it a little... give it heavy weaponry and maybe it could be used for war purposes... yes... a tiny nuke launcher... Yes.  Give it nuking capabilities, stealth and cloak mode, and equip it with heavy pulse rifles and pulse cannons and plasma guns... and machine guns... and missles... 
Soldier: Uhh, we cant hold that many. 
Urge: Fine.  Only Pulse Rifles and Pulse cannons, and everything else that isn't a weapon that i said. 
Soldier: Yes sir! 
Urge: Put a tag and call it cb3itsme.  You know, so if the enemy sees it and says, "WHO IS THAT?!"  the robot will have "itsme" on it... HEHEHE! 

---- Outside... ---- 

<Mara's BattleCruiser launches out fighters> 

<LMZ's forces get slowly shot down...> 

LMZ Air soldier:  RETREAT!  FALL BACK! TOO MUCH OPPOSITION! 
LMZ Air Soldier3: ALRIGHT! U PEOPLE RETREAT! I haven't used any bombs, and these REALLY REALLY are devastating bombs... so why dont i BOMB THE BC?! AHHAHAHA! 

<The air unit goes over the sluggish battlecruiser... it is cloaked... UNCLOAKS!  He realses 50 bombs!  SPLAT SPLAT BOOM BOOM KABOOM SPLAT!  3/4 of the ship is blown down!  Then the 1/4 cant fly, so they slowly go down... smack into Urge's base!  Of course, the remaining personell jump out and parachute... and Mara_jade goes with them (Real Mara_jade, she transported down from the heavens as the other gods did.).  Urge's shields hold out.> 

---- Looks like Urge held out!  Vivi got some skill dawg, and cb3itsme is becoming a superbly violent and devastating robot!  Tune in next time when Urge learns about BB's nuking operations, and has something to say about it! ----