-------The End of Devastation?!?--------- 

Moonraker thinks: HEY WAIT A MINUTE MARA_JADE IS MY ENEMY AND I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE ALLIED WITH HER, SHE'S MOST LIKELY SPYING ON MY PLANS!  OH WELL! 
Zidane: Alright... lets try this one more time... whats f'(x)? 
Rock: Turkey legs? 
Rock2: No stupid, its obviously chicken legs. 
Rock3: You are all wrong! Its Cambells Alphabet Soup!  M'm M'm good! 
NerdRock: No stupids, its f prime of x. 
Rock: TURKEY LEGS! 
Zidane: Wait a minute.... how do u know what a turkey is?   There are no turkeys on this planet... 
Rock: CHICKEN LEGS! 
Zidane: Ehh, whatever. 

<Mara_jade runs around  the encampment and takes a 1 cm wide camera out and takes pictures everywhere.> 

Zidane: Hey Moonraker, why the !@#$ are we teaching them calculus? 
Moonraker: I dunno... 
Zidane: Fine... ok rocks... whats dd/dx? 
Rock: SPGHETTI! 
NerdRock: No stupid! Its the same thing as f'(x)!  Geez, do u guys no anything? 
Rock2: NO! I'M A ROCK! 
Zidane: Ok NerdRock, here's a cookie...  ANYWAYS MOONRAKER, PERHApS WE SHOULD MAYBE ATTACK NOW? 

-- At bb's encampment -- 

Bossboy: Nuke now.  Now... All nukes... 

<A spy runs into the room> 

Spy: BB, SIR!  I HAVE BEEN MONITERING THE LUMZ FORCES BASE!!!! NUKES ARE COMING IN HARD AND PLENTY!  ORDER THEM TO  BE SHOT DOWN ASAP! 
BB: WHAT?!  AHH!  LASER FIRE, SHOOT IT DOWN! FIRE A NUKE BACK AT THEM! 

<Another spy runs in!> 

Spy2: AHH! UGOV FORCES HAVE GOTTEN SOME STRANGE ROBOT! IT'S KILLED 6 SOLDIERS ALREADY!  2 UNKNOWN SNIPERS HAVE ALSO SHOT DOWN 5 SOLDIERS!  WE'RE LOSING MEN AND FAST! 
BB: FIRE NUKES!  FIRE ALL NUKES! NUKES ARE EXPENDABLE, FIRE THEM AT UGOV FORceS AND LUMZ FORCES AND THEN LASER DOWN THE INCOMING NUKES! 
Soldier: Radiation will get messy! 
BB: Retreat! All forces, stand down and retreat! 

<Beep.  Beep.> 

ComsatSoldier: SIR! HEAVY SIGNALS COMING FROM THE WEST!  3 KLACKS WEST AND 1/2 CLICKS NORTH!@!  HUGE SHIPS, POSSIBLY A FULL FLEET! HEAVY BATTLE CRUISERS, HEAVY CRUISERS, AND T-REX'S! 
BB: RETREAT! RETREAT! ALL FORCES, RETREAT! 

--- Back at Moon's attack force --- 

Mara_jade: What's happening? 
Moonraker: Oh, we're gonna go attack UGOV forces now... 
Mara_jade: OK! BYE BYE BYE! 

<Mara_jade takes 3 more quick pictures> 
<Mara_jade lifts her arm in the air, looking like she's expecting something to happen!> 

<Nothing happens.> 

Mara_jade: Uhh... 

<She tries again> 
<Nothing.> 

Mara_jade: OH YEAH I NO GOD NOW!  AHHHHHHHHHH! 

<She takes a small pill out of her pocket and throws it at the ground... POOF!> 

<A big hoverbike appears and she rides away> 

Moonraker: So... Mara_jade was a spy...  Commence heavy bombardment against the UGOV forces.  This should be no problem, their shields are only reporting at 71.31428571428571428571428571428571%!  Mwahha... fire heavy lasers, cannons... and... nukes...... 

--- At LMZ base --- 

Technitian: SIR!  NUKES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED FROM 34 KLACKS WEST AND 79 CLICKS NORTH!  MORE NUKES AT 15 KLACKS EAST AND 13 CLICKS SOUTH!  MORE NUKES AT 0 CLICKS ANYWHERE, 13 KLACKS NORTH! 
LMZ: What?! Oh crap!  Uhh, are any headed our way? 
Technitian: Approximately 3, sir... 
LMZ: WE CANT TAKE THAT KINDA DAMGE!  ANTI NUKE MISSLES, NOW!  ARE OUR NUKES GONNA HIT? 
Technitian: No sir, but it has scared the Bloss forces into a frantic rush!  And plus, the radiation set near UGOV base will heavily hurt them!  So all is not lost! 

-- UGOV base -- 

UrgeOverKill: So... How's the potato sal- 

<Ketchup runs in> 

Ketchup: SIR! URGE, SIR!  HUGE BIG NOT SMALL LARGER THAN ME SHIPS ARE COMING AND 16 NUKES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED AND OUR SHIELDS ARE ONLY AT 71%!  WE CANNOT HANDLE THIS! RADIATION IS ALSO COMING OUT OF THE SURROUNDING LAND!  We could use the robot though... 
Urge: But... our plans... what about the ground task force we sent? 
Ketchup: They haven't left yet! 
Urge: GOOD! KEEP THEM HERE!  USE THE ROBOT TO ShOOT DOWN THE NUKES! 
Ketchup: He's not fully armed yet though! 
Urge: Better than nothing! 

<Mara_jade rides in> 

Mara: HI EVERYONE! 
Urge: Who are...  WTF?! MARA?! U GOT SHOT! 
Mara: I DID?  O HYEAH!  UMM I DECIDED TO COME BACK TO LIFE SO GOD LET ME COME BACK! 
Urge: But... i have your corpse... undressed... err... I mean i have your corpse!   Ure supposed to be dead! 
Mara: Oh well... 
Urge: I wanna be commander! Wah wah wah! 
Mara: Ok ok ok, i'll let u be commander... here, i have lots and lots of picutres of the enemy air fleet! 
Urge: yes... yes... contact Vivi at once, perhaps he can zap them with his mind... he learned how to summon Ifrit!  burn burn burn! 

-- At LMZ -- 

<2 figures rush to LMZ> 

happyman: HI I AM HAPPYMAN AND I WANT TO BE A 5 STAR GENERAL 
Kuja: AND I WANNA BE a 4 STAR GENERAL 
LMZ: Ok. 

--- OMFG!  ALL THOSE NUKES!  AHHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE AGAONY! RADIATION!  SOLDIERS GETTING SNIPED!  LIKE 50 NUKES ARE IN THE AIR ON THE PATH TO DESTRUCTION!  And LMZ just got 2 new generals!  Tune in next time when nukes go boom and BB getse a new general *GEE* ---